Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
Someone wanna go on a date to a corn maze, then carve pumpkins, & warm up in a coffee shop?
i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes
- i don’t know how to love correctly but i swear i’m trying (via catastrophicmemoirs)
#Bitch #im #fabulous